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Relationship Guidedeusprogrammer's Guide to Relationships:Relationship Guide by ~deusprogrammer
About the Author: deusprogrammer has gone to the University of Relationships and Car Salesmanship for over 4 minutes and graduated top of his class with honors from a class of two. He has also lived alternative lives as a woman and a microwave pizza. So thus he is properly qualified to speak for both sexes and he is down to 2 men (needing 20 more coins before he gets a 1up).
As a child he regularly slept, ate things and went to various schools of varying difficulty and location. Finally he graduated only to work at a gas station in some state. Then he did a bunch of stuff and wrote this book.
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RelationshipPain like a lightening bolt numbs the ability to trust,Relationship by ~Footomch
Any willingness to take a ticket and wait in line for the next meaningless slaughter of your emotions.
Attractive people working in cycles assure you that they can be trusted,
That they are different from the rest.
Then as you are foolishly sucked in once again,
The emotional plug is yanked out and like dirty bath water your feelings are spun into a whirlpool and washed down the drain,
Used and unwanted,
An old toy.
You are back where you started and the harsh memories of the way you felt before are opened like a stagnet wound,
Rotting beneath a far from perfect exterior.
The r
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